Tien real life superhelden

RDJ134 30 november 2011 om 15:54 uur

Zo nu en dan duiken er van die mensen op die het verschil niet weten tussen fictie en realiteit, want er lopen op deze wereld een aantal wannabee superhelden rond die eerder uit de poppenkast dan een comic te zijn gevallen. De real life varianten van Super en Kick Ass maar dan de pauper editie. De website Topless Robot heeft nu tien van deze droeftoeters in kaart gebracht en één hier van is:


6) Master Legend

The word "notable" in this case might mean "notifiably batshit," but in a way that denotes some awe. Because reedy-voiced Orlando patroller Master Legend is certainly one of the wildest of the RLSH bunch (it's not pronounced "relish", but that doesn't mean you can't try). Like all the other masked figures on this list, he primarily concerns himself with good works, but unlike them, he has an iron fist. No, I mean he built himself a club thing that he calls the Iron Fist and uses to smash things, mainly to send a message to child abusers and not on anybody, I hope. He also has a potato gun, which isn't exactly standard hero equipment but a level above the usual procedure, I guess. In addition, he claims to have died twice already and have been influenced by voodoo. So there's that. Apparently he really likes hanging out and breaking stuff in front of this wall. He's on here just to let you know that not all of the guys who dress up and go out on the street are straight-laced moral paragons: some of them like to kick back and break stuff.




Reageer